What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved goodbye.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!
Why won’t the snooty mother potato and the rich father potato let their daughter date pyrocynical?
Because he is a common tater.