What is the saddest type of dessert?
What does James Alan Hetfield (metallicas band singer) say when he orders at a fastfood restaurant?
Gimme food, Gimme fries Gimme salad on the side!!
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment.
If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment
What's the difference between a crusty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when i got home, all the signs were there.