What did batman's parents say to batman?
Nothing. Because they're dead
I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle.
I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle.
The hand is quicker than the eye.
Unfortunately, the CCTV camera at my nearest primary school's gates is
quicker than both.
My dad always told me not to stab people in the back.
I agree completely.
It's much easier to reach their vital organs from the front.