Terms & Conditions


Please read these terms and conditions of use carefully before using this site.

By using this site, you signify your assent to these terms of use (the “Terms of Use”). If you do not agree to all of these Terms of Use, do not use this site! The content on this site is provided by Businessbros101, Inc. (“Businessbros101”) and its licensors and content providers. Businessbros101 may revise and update these Terms of Use at any time. Your continued usage of this Site will mean you accept those changes. As used herein, the term “Site” refers to shittyjokes.com.


Use of Content

This Site and any and all content on or available throughout the Site, including without limitation, text, graphics, images, software, audio, video, information, data materials, products, and services (collectively, “Content”) is owned by Businessbros101, its licensors or content providers. Businessbros101 authorizes you to view or download on one computer a single copy of the material on this Site solely for your personal, noncommercial use if you include the following copyright notice: “Copyright © 2016, Businessbros101, Inc. and its licensors. All rights reserved.” and all other applicable copyright and proprietary rights notices that are contained in the Content. Any special rules for the use of certain software and other items provided on this Site may be included elsewhere within the Site and are incorporated into these Terms of Use by reference. The Content is protected by copyright under both United States and foreign laws and international treaties. Any use of the Content not expressly permitted by these Terms of Use is a breach of these Terms of Use and may violate copyright, trademark, and other laws or the rights of third parties. Content and features are subject to change or termination without notice in the editorial discretion of Businessbros101. All rights not expressly granted herein are reserved to Businessbros101 and its licensors. If you violate any of these Terms of Use, your permission to use the Content automatically terminates and you must immediately destroy any copies you have made of any portion of the Content.


This Site Does Not Provide Medical Advice

Certain pages of this Site relate to the topic of health. The Content of these pages, and all pages of the Site, are for informational purposes only. The Content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this Site. If you think you may have a medical emergency, seek appropriate help such as calling your doctor or 911 immediately. Businessbros101 does not recommend or endorse any specific tests, products, procedures, opinions, or other information that may be mentioned on the Site. Reliance on any information provided by Businessbros101, its licensors, others appearing on the Site or other visitors to the Site is solely at your own risk. The Site may contain health or medically-related materials that you find sexually explicit or otherwise offensive. Businessbros101, its licensors and its suppliers have no control over and accept no responsibility for such materials. You are solely responsible for compliance with the laws applicable to your country of residence.


Children’s Privacy

Businessbros101 is committed to protecting the privacy of children. You should be aware that this Site is not intended or designed to attract children younger than 13. Businessbros101 does not knowningly collect personally identifiable information from any person younger than 13.


Limitation on Liability of Businessbros101 and Its Licensors

When using the Site, information will be transmitted using a medium that is beyond the control and jurisdiction of Businessbros101 and its suppliers. Accordingly, Businessbros101 assumes no liability for or relating to the delay, failure, interruption or corruption of any data or other information transmitted in connection with use of this Site. This Site and the Content are provided on an “AS IS” basis. Businessbros101 AND ITS AFFILIATES, LICENSORS AND SUPPLIERS, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT OF THIRD PARTIES’ RIGHTS, AND FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSE. Businessbros101, ITS AFFILIATES, LICENSORS AND SUPPLIERS ALSO MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES AS TO WHETHER THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THIS SITE, OR ANY WEB SITE WITH WHICH IT IS LINKED, IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE, OR CURRENT. It is your responsibility to evaluate the accuracy and completeness of all information, opinions and other material on this Site or any Web site with which it is linked. Price information and promotions are subject to change without notice. Without limiting the foregoing, Businessbros101 and its affiliates, licensors and suppliers make no representations or warranties about the following: 1. The software, text, graphics, links, or communications provided on or through the use of this Site or related material from Businessbros101. 2. The satisfaction of any government regulations requiring disclosure of information on any products (e.g. prescription drugs) with regard to the Content contained on this Site. In no event shall Businessbros101, its affiliates, licensors, suppliers, or any third parties mentioned on this Site be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, incidental and consequential damages, personal injury/wrongful death, lost profits, or damages resulting from lost data or business interruption) resulting from the use or inability to use the Site or the Content, or damage to your computer system due to viruses or other defects, whether based on warranty, contract, tort or any other legal theory, whether or not Businessbros101 is advised of the possibility of such damages. Businessbros101 is not liable for any personal injury, including death, caused by your use or misuse of the Site, Content or Communities (as defined below) or for any other breach by you of these Terms of Use. Any claims arising in connection with your use of the Site, any Content or the Communities must be brought within one (1) year of the date of the event giving rise to such action occurred. Remedies under these Terms of Use are exclusive and are limited to those expressly provided for in these Terms of Use. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the above limitations may not apply to you.


User Submissions

By voluntarily submitting information, communications, or content (including photos, videos, personal stories, anecdotes and jokes) (each, a “Submitted Item”) to this Site and/or Communities (as defined below), you agree that such submissions are non-confidential for all purposes and you grant The Businessbros101 Association and its affiliates (“Businessbros101”) an irrevocable, nonexclusive, perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free, fully sublicensable, right and license to use, display, publicly perform, modify, reproduce, publish, distribute, modify, adapt, make derivative works of, sublicense and otherwise commercially and non-commercially exploit your Submitted Items and all copyright, trade secret, trademark or other intellectual property rights therein, in any manner or medium now existing or hereafter developed (including but not limited to print, film or electronic storage devices), without compensation of any kind to you or any third party, subject to such other terms and conditions as Businessbros101 may specify for particular submissions. The submission of any Submitted Item in no way creates any obligation or duty on the part of Businessbros101 to post or use such Submitted Item or, if we do so, to give you credit. Medical information that you submit in the process of registering with this Site will be kept confidential.


DMCA Notice

You agree that you will not upload or transmit any communications or content of any type that infringe or violate any rights of any party. It is the policy of Businessbros101 not to permit materials known by Businessbros101 to be infringing to remain on the Site. You should notify Businessbros101 promptly if you believe any materials on the Site, including advertisements, or materials available on or through links, frames, indexes and directories linked to this Site, infringe a third party copyright. Upon Businessbros101’s receipt of a proper notice of claimed infringement under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (the “DMCA”), Businessbros101 will respond expeditiously to remove, or disable access to, the material claimed to be infringing and will follow the procedures specified in the DMCA to resolve the claim between the notifying party and the alleged infringer who provided the content at issue.

To provide notice of claimed copyright infringement:

  • Beth Clerc
  • BusinessBros101, Inc.
  • Bernersvænge st. th.
  • Hvidovre, Copenhagen
  • Email: bb-business@hotmail.com

Advertisements And Links To Other Sites

Businessbros101 does not endorse the content on any third-party Web sites. Businessbros101 is not responsible for the content of linked third-party sites, indexes or directories, sites framed within this Site, or third-party advertisements, and does not make any representations regarding their content, accuracy or non-infringement. Businessbros101 does not endorse any product advertised on this Site. Your use of third-party Web sites is at your own risk and subject to the terms of Use of use for such sites. You should be aware that both the terms of use and the privacy policies of linked sites may differ from those of Businessbros101.


Indemnity

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless Businessbros101, its affiliates, licensors and suppliers, and the directors, officers, employees, agents, licensees, representatives and independent contractors of the foregoing from and against any claims, actions or demands, liabilities and settlements including without limitation, reasonable legal and accounting fees, resulting from, or alleged to result from, your violation of these Terms of Use, your submissions to the Site, your violation of any rights of another, or your use of any content on or accessible through the Site.


Trademarks

The marks listed below and other names, tradenames, logos, titles, designs and trademarks under which Businessbros101 and its affiliates do business are trademarks of Businessbros101, its affiliates or licensors and are all proprietary to their respective owners. Except as may be specifically permitted in accordance with these Terms of Use, any use of such names, tradenames, logos, titles, designs and trademarks is strictly prohibited without the prior written consent of their respective owners. Without in any way limiting the generality of the foregoing, we specifically note the following: Businessbros101, The Digest, Businessbros101 Children’s Books, ChangeOne, English in 20 Minutes a Day, The Family Handyman and Selecciones are registered trademarks of Businessbros101, Inc. FISHER-PRICE, LITTLE PEOPLE, and associated trademarks are owned by and used under license from Mattel, Inc. Barbie and associated trademarks are owned by and used under license from Mattel, Inc.


General

If any provision of these Terms of Use is found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Terms of Use, which shall remain in full force and effect. No waiver of any of these Terms of Use shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or condition or any other term or condition. The following provisions survive the expiration or termination of these Terms of Use for any reason whatsoever: Limitation on Liability, User Submissions, The Online Communities, Indemnity, General, Jurisdiction, and Complete Agreement.


Jurisdiction

Businessbros101 is based in Pleasantville, New York, in the United States of America. Businessbros101 makes no claim that the Content is appropriate or may be downloaded outside of the United States. Access to and contact or input to the Content may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. If you access the Site from outside the United States, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction. You expressly agree that exclusive jurisdiction for any dispute with Businessbros101, or in any way relating to your use of the Site, resides in the courts of the State of New York and you further agree and expressly consent to the exercise of personal jurisdiction in the courts of the State of New York in connection with any such dispute, including any claim involving Businessbros101 and/or any of its affiliates, subsidiaries, employees, contractors, officers, directors, telecommunication providers and content providers. These Terms of Use, the Site, and the use of information (including personally identifiable information) provided or accessible through the Site, are governed by the internal substantive laws of the State of New York, without respect to its conflict of laws principles.


Complete Agreement

Except as expressly provided in a particular “legal notice” on the Site, these Terms of Use constitute the entire agreement between you and Businessbros101 with respect to the use of this Site, and Content. Your use of this Site is also subject to the Privacy Policy.