I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

I'm reading a book about mazes, I got lost in it.

My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

I'm friends with a tree, we're very branches.

I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot.

I went to buy some camo pants, but couldn't find any.

I'm friends with a clock, we really go back in time.

I don't go to the gym because I feel the burn just by looking at it.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I'm friends with a calendar, we have dates all the time.

Why did the teacher break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't make the grade in their relationship.

Why did the clock break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't tick all his boxes.

Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend? She refused to floss the gap between them.

Why did the sheep break up with his girlfriend? She kept pulling the wool over his eyes.

Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? She kneaded more than just dough in their relationship.

Why did the tailor break up with his girlfriend? She was always needling him.

Why did the cyclist break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his two-tired jokes.

Why did the filmmaker break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't take direction in their relationship.

Why did the magician break up with his girlfriend? She kept disappearing on him.

Why did the janitor break up with his girlfriend? She was always cleaning him out of his money.

Why did the volleyball player break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't keep the ball in their court.

Why did the chicken break up with his girlfriend? She kept crossing the road to avoid their issues.