Why did the antivaxxer refuse to play poker? They don’t want to deal with any shots.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful manager? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the museum go bankrupt? It had too many long faces.

Why didn't the math book believe in miracles? It had too many problems.

Why did the tomato turn gray? It was dead.

Why was the math book thrilled? It finally solved its own problems.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he needed it for his science project on gravity.

What did one airplane say to the other airplane? Wanna wing it?

Why did the pirate go to the art exhibition? He wanted to see the arrrrt.

What did the ax say to the wood? Let's stick together.

What did the tree do to the math teacher? Let him branch out.

What did the cookie say to the cake? Crumb a little closer.

Why did the window break up with the door? It couldn't handle the same old pane.

What did the train say to the track? You are always late.

What did the pterodactyl say when he got kicked out of school? Wing, wing, wing, wing, wing it.

Why did the mermaid swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes her sneeze.

Why did the blanket go to the bed? It wanted to cover up.

What did the smartphone say to the charger? You complete me.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurologist? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coughin'?