What did the tissue say to the nose? Stop picking on me!

Why did the man sitting in a sink fall into the kitchen? Because he couldn't basin!

Why are spiders good swimmers? They have webbed feet!

Why did the pig go to the beach? Because he was looking for some sun bathing!

Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two tired!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? Because it was holding up a pair of pants... and a few secrets!

Why was the bathroom tired? It had been flushed with success!

Why did the shower go to therapy? It couldn't handle the drain!

How does a penguin make a sandwich? Igloos it together!

Why was the math book sad in the bathroom? It was full of problems!

What do you call a magical bathroom? The loo-niverse!

Why did the thumbtack go to the bathroom? It needed to go number one!

Why did the poop go to the party? Because it was the life of the bowel!

What do you call a bathroom with WiFi? A throne with connectivity!

Why did the toilet paper want to be an astronaut? It wanted to touch space butts!

What's a vampire's least favorite food? A stake in the kidney!

Why did the germ get kicked out of the party? It was too snot-ty!

Why do ghosts love to use the bathroom? Because they can go boo-boo!

How does a bee stay clean? It takes a buzz bath!

How do you know if a tissue is full? When it blows its nose!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A space toilet!