What do you call a toilet that never flushes? Stool-id.

Why did the hairdryer break up with the blow dryer? They couldn't handle the heat in the relationship.

What did one towel say to the other towel in the bathroom? Let's hang out.

Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet? It was tired of being used and flushed away.

What did the shampoo bottle say to the hair? Let's get lathered up together.

Why did the shower curtain go to school? To learn how to cover up well.

Why was the sponge always so happy? It absorbed all the good vibes.

Why did the shampoo bottle go to school? To learn some lather.

Why was the toothpaste always so happy? It had a lot of paste-tive energy.

What did the towel say when it fell on the floor? I've hit rock bottom.

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had deep-seated issues.

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Hide and squeak.

Why did the plunger refuse to work overtime? It needed time to plunge into hobbies.

What did the shower say to the hot water? You make me all steamy.

Why did the soap bar go to the clock? It wanted to clean up its hands of time.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the leaf? To be a little more down to earth.

How does a cucumber feel about going to the bathroom? It's a pickle.

What do you call a cow in the bathroom? Moooo-ving along.

Why did the nose take a bath? It had a lot of boogies to wash off.

Why did the bathrobes go to the party? They heard it was going to be a wrap.

Why was the toothbrush always so tired? It had to brush up on its cleaning skills.