I'm going to watch my step so I don't trip and fall into a dad joke!

Whenever the cashier asks if I want my milk in a bag, I tell them 'No, just leave it in the carton!'

How does a ghost teach its baby to trick or treat? It haunts it!

How do you organize a hide and seek party in space? You planet!

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek game for the children in our neighborhood, but it's really hard to find the time!

Why was the big cat disqualified from its race? It was a cheetah!

I would avoid the sushi restaurant with the octopus chef... he tends to be a bit hands-on!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the coffee shop? It was grounds for concern!

I heard a joke about a boomerang. It really came back to me.

I'm starting a new business making socks. It's really taking off.

Why did the stadium get hot? Because all the fans left.

I didn't have time to study for my astronomy exam. It was a stellar moment.

I told my wife she should do laps in the pool to stay in shape. She thought that was water under the bridge.

I would tell you a vegan joke, but you've probably heard it a thousand times.

I would make a joke about the ocean, but it's too current.

What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet!

You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are oranges the happiest fruit? Because they got a-peel!

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto!

I'm friends with a baker. We're like two crusts in a pod!