What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took too many days off.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.