I find it funny how we all claim to be 'too busy' to exercise, but have plenty of time to binge-watch Netflix.

Do you ever notice how your phone always dies when you need it the most, like during an argument with your significant other?

I always feel like a detective when trying to figure out who left the empty milk carton in the fridge.

Why do we call it 'rush hour' when you're stuck in traffic moving at a snail's pace?

It's amazing how quickly I can turn into a detective when I'm searching for a missing sock in the laundry.

I find it hilarious how 'Netflix and Chill' went from watching movies to a euphemism for hooking up.

Do you ever wonder if birds sit on power lines because they're recharging themselves from the electrical currents?

Why is it that the person who complains the most about the cold is always the last to put on a jacket?

It's funny how we have a separate drawer for 'junk', yet can never find anything when we need it.

Isn't it odd how we spend more time picking a filter for our photos than actually taking them?

There should be a reality show where people have to live with the same technology they had in the early 2000s for a week.

Do you ever get a sudden burst of energy late at night and decide to reorganize your entire closet? No? Just me?

I find it ironic that the 'ignore' button on my phone always gets more attention than the 'reply' button.

I thought about going on a diet, but then I remembered that cookies exist.

Isn't it funny how we call it 'socializing' when we spend hours looking at our phones and avoiding eye contact?

How come the weather forecast can predict a 30% chance of rain, but can't tell me if I need to bring an umbrella?

Why is it that the faster you clean your house, the faster it gets dirty again?

Ever notice how you only remember you forgot something when you're halfway through a task that requires it?

I always say 'I'll sleep when I'm dead', but then end up taking three naps the next day.

I love how my phone can recognize my face to unlock, yet still can't autocorrect 'ducking' to 'freaking'.

I wonder if there's a support group for people addicted to online shopping called 'Clickaholics Anonymous'.