A format of insult jokes that target someone’s mother.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stares at a carton of orange juice because it says 'Concentrate'.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'
Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a rainbow.
Yo mama's so short, she does cannonballs in a teacup.
Yo mama's so old, iCloud is her memory foam.
Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a virtual reality cable.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a position on a chessboard.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she takes a selfie, Bigfoot photobombs her.
Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over her own shadow.
Yo mama's so short, she does backflips under the couch.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the hairdresser, they call for backup.
Yo mama's so short, she can do sit-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so short, she drives a matchbox car.
Yo mama's so dirty, she makes a pigsty look clean.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make onions cry.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves her legs with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her legs on her driver's license photo.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the lions get out their combs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued...'