Yo mama so old, when she's in a museum, people try to buy her.

Yo mama so lazy, she's a two-story portable toilet.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't pay parking tickets, she moves to a new city.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, people try to buy her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't check the mail, she waits for the mailman to hand it to her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she pays someone to do it for her.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I asked her to play Bingo, she got a dauber and started painting her walls.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a room, the cockroaches hide.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a sandwich, she handed me two pieces of bread and said 'Make a wish.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays Twister, she spins around and still manages to fall.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was only one page long.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they try to put her back in the exhibit.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears a knock on the door, she sends her shadow to answer it.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she's in a rush, she trips over her own shoelaces.

Yo mama is so short, when she jumps up, she lands on a dime.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses her phone as a calculator to save battery on the calculator.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even hit the snooze button, she hires someone to do it for her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks past a construction site, the workers scream 'We found Big Bertha!'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the doctor, they have to check both sides of the chart.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tries to juggle, she drops everything on purpose.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she looks at a clock, it tells her to get a job.