Yo mama is so smelly, she made deodorant immediately surrender.

Yo mama is so bad at math, she thinks Pi is a dessert.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said, 'I quit!'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a metal concert and said, 'So who's the blacksmith?'

Yo mama is so mean, when she walks past the TVs, they change to The Exorcist.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she needs a haircut, she goes to the pet store.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they called geography 'Pangea Studies.'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they refused to do a Brazilian wax.

Yo mama is so crazy, she tried to snort M&M's.

Yo mama is so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she leaves craters.

Yo mama is so short, she hangs her clothes from toothpicks.

Yo mama is so old, she used to drive a chariot to school.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over a penny and broke her nose.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a saltine cracker.

Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on her foot, she said she 'caught' me.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she got lost in her own front yard.

Yo mama is so poor, she opens a food truck and only sells water.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over the wireless network.

Yo mama is so dumb, she takes the stairs to the basement to hit rock bottom.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she eats a skittle, she looks 6 months pregnant.