Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? It said 'concentrate'.
Why did the blonde fail the puzzle the first time? Because she thought it was broken.
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the air? To feed the air chickens.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader.
Why don't blonde jokes work on blondes? Because they don't get them.
Why did the blonde run with a bike in her hand? She wanted to make a stationary cycle.
What did the blonde do when she missed the 66A bus? She took the 33A twice.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her suitcase at the airport? She stood on her head to look for 'upside-down' stickers.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She put it in a bowl and tried to flush it down the toilet.
Why did the blonde keep a clock in her pocket? She wanted to have 'time on her hands'.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Chewbacca defense'? 'That's the hairiest lawyer I've ever seen!'
Why did the blonde return the puzzle? It was missing a piece – herself.
Why was the blonde so tired of playing hide and seek? No one ever found her.
What did the blonde say when asked if her TV was working? 'Yes, I watch it every day!'
What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the road? 'Oh no, I'm gonna fall for that.'
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a cab on foot.
Why did the blonde make seven trips to the grocery store? One trip per item on her list.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She peed next to it.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an IQ test? The results were negative.
Why did the blonde take a candle to bed? They heard it was 'lit'.