What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Stop' sign? 'Why, what did I do?'

Why did the blonde bring a deck of cards to the grocery store? She heard they had 'Checkout lanes'.

How did the blonde try to measure the height of a building? By dropping a ruler and counting the number of seconds it took to hit the ground.

Why did the blonde bring a key to the doctor's office? She heard it was 'key to good health'.

How did the blonde try to keep cool in the summer? She brought a fan to the beach.

Why did the blonde try to pay for coffee with a library card? She thought it was a Starbucks card.

Why did the blonde try to watch a movie on the microwave? She heard it was a 'screen saver'.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She started looking for the father in the 'Father's Day' section of the calendar.

How did the blonde try to cheat on a test? By writing the answers on her hand and then washing her hands when the teacher wasn't looking.

Why did the blonde think she could fly? Because she heard it was a bird-brained idea.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Break in Case of Emergency' box? 'Where's the hammer?'

Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the interview? To brush up on her skills.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? To see if there were any survivors.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was cold outside? She went and got a bowl.

Why did the blonde go to the cinema with a ladder? Because she heard the film was rated 'PG-13'.

What do you call a blonde with a surfboard? A network administrator.

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar? An optimist.

Why did the blonde think Instagram was a weight-loss app? Because she thought it would make her pictures lighter.

How did the blonde break her arm while raking the yard? She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair dark? Artificial stupidity.

How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got cold and cut a hole in the ice.