Why did the cat get hired by the police? Because it had a great purr-sonality!

Why did the sloth win the race? It took its time!

How do you know if a cat is angry? It grows a furrowed whisker!

Why did the wolf go to the bakery? To get some 'paws-on' experience!

How do you make a horse fast? Use a jockey!

Why was the cow always at the top of the class? Because it was outstanding in its field!

What do you call a bear that has no money? A broke bear!

Why did the owl join a poetry club? It wanted to be a hoot-ician!

What do you call a chatty fish? A gill-ty pleasure!

Why did the frog take the bus to work? It wanted to be green!

Why did the turtle become a chef? Because he wanted to make slow-cooked meals!

Why did the lion stand in the corner? To be the mane attraction!

Why did the antelope start a rumor? He wanted to stir up some ant-tea!

Why don't birds use smartphones? They already have twitter!

Why did the crab get an award? Because he was a shell-abrate!

Why did the rabbit go to the beauty salon? To get a hare cut!

Why don't elephants use computers? They already have a great memory!

Why did the fox go to school? To brush up on his sly-llabus!

Why did the kangaroo stop gambling? He was tired of taking hops!

How does a frog say goodbye? Croak you later!

Why did the mouse go to school? To get a little mouse-ducation!