Why did the giraffe break up with the hippo? He was too high maintenance!

What do you get when you cross a mouse and a dog? A mouse pad!

Why did the sheep go to the cinema? To see the mutton-chops!

Why did the bird go to the doctor? It was feeling tweet!

Why did the squirrel hide its nuts? Because it was a little nutty!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a fish? A purr-maid!

Why did the bird join the criminal gang? Because it wanted to flock together!

How do you apologize to a Koala? Bear your heart and eucalyptus leaves!

What do you call an alligator in a vest made of money? An investi-gator!

How did the mouse feel when it lost its tail? It was devastated!

How does a raccoon clean its food? It washes it before eating!

Why did the squirrel go to the dentist? To get a nut check-up!

How do you know if a snake is a good dancer? It has good rattles!

Why did the turtle take up running? It wanted to be a bit faster!

What do you call a group of musical pigs? A squeal harmony!

How do you know if a snail is angry? It comes out of its shell!

Why did the horse sit in front of the computer? It wanted to meet neigh-bors online!

What did the chameleon say to the gecko? 'You keep changing the topic!'

Why did the giraffe break up with the antelope? They just couldn't see eye to eye!

What do you call a bear with a PhD? A doctorate bear!

How does a lion like his meat cooked? Roar-are!