Why did the koala go to the doctor? It had a case of the eucalyptus!

What did the lion say after eating the clown? That tasted funny!

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

How did the cow feel at the rodeo? Mooooved!

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school? A collie-ge degree!

What do you call a bird that lives underground? A mynah bird!

What do you call a whale who loves to workout? A strong-krill!

Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove it had a shell-phone!

Why did the horse sit at the computer? It wanted to browse the hay-ternet!

What do you say to the chicken who crossed the road too many times? You have fowl intentions!

What do you call an owl with a sore throat? A bird who doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the zebra go to school? It wanted to learn its stripes!

What do you call a duck that loves math? A quack-tician!

Why did the giraffe go on a diet? It wanted to stick its neck out!

What did the fox say when it saw a rabbit? 'You're hare today, gone tomorrow!'

What do you call a group of lazy cats? A meowntain!

What do you call a fashionable bunny? A hopstar!

Why did the ant sit on the mushroom? Because it was a fun-guy!

What is a tortoise's favorite game? Hide and squeak!

Why did the frog take the subway? Its car got toad!

What do you call a stylish donkey? A dapper dankey!