Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a group of chatty hens? A poultrygeist!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? It wanted to milk the opportunity!
Why was the sheep always the best employee at the farm? Because it was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a penguin with a sunburn? A waddle-doo!
Why did the bird go to school? To improve its tweet-ment!
Why was the math teacher strict with the bird students? They kept tweeting during class!
What do you call a bear that loves math? A cal-cu-grizzly!
Why was the squirrel always jumping around? It had too much caffeine-nuts!
What did the snail say when riding on the turtle's back? Wheeeee!
Why did the dog sit in the shade all day? Because it didn't want to be a hotdog!
What do you get when you cross a duck with fireworks? Firequacker!
Why did the sloth go to the bank? To make a slow withdrawal!
How do you know when a squirrel is mad? When it goes nuts!
Why did the turkey join a rock band? To drum up some food!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle? He was planning to trunk-locate!
What's a cat's favorite button on the remote control? Paws!
Why was the cricket such a bad liar? Because he kept chirping out the truth!
Why did the turtle beat the hare in the race? Because it shell-ebrated victory slowly!
What do you call a deer with a great singing voice? A doe-ray-me!
Why did the chicken go to the seashore? To get a little sand-wich!
Why did the horse go behind the barn? It was feeling a little hoarse!