Why did the squirrel bring a computer to the park? To keep track of its acorn-count!

What do you call a crab who is a comedian? Shellarious!

Why did the horse become a doctor? He wanted to treat his own hoarse voice!

What do you call a cat who loves to sing? Meow-rey Carey!

Why did the duck go to the doctor? It had a case of quacks and pains!

What do you call a monkey who loves to bake? A chim-pan-cee!

What do you call a sheep with a bad attitude? A baaaaaad sheep!

Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the other tide!

What do you call a snake playing the trumpet? A hisster!

What do you call a pig who knows magic? Hamburgrician!

Why did the rooster get a penalty? He was fowl play!

Why do elephants never use the doorbell? They're always too trunk!

Why was the horse a great musician? He had perfect neigh-t!

Why don't birds follow the rules? They like to wing it!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? They can't hop!

Why did the owl stay up all night? He was a night owl!

What do you call a sneezy bird? A tissue-hawk!

Why couldn't the fish find his way home? He got lost in the scales!

Why did the crab get arrested? He was caught pinching!

How did the squirrel feel about her new home? It was nuts!

How do you make a goldfish age? Take away the gills!