I heard a joke about cleaning, but it was swept under the rug.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't rise to the occasion with my bread.

I told a joke about cars, but it ran out of gas.

I tried to tell a joke about gems, but it didn't shine.

I'm friends with a chef because they always cook up a good laugh.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the dough to keep going.

I heard a joke about fog, but it was a bit mist-y.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the sweets for success.

I opened a bakery in Egypt, but it got in pyramids of debt.

I tried to tell a joke about trees, but I couldn't branch out.

I'm friends with a chef because they always dish out the best laughs.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't cook up the right plan.

I used to be a baker, but I ended up getting a slice of reality.

I tried to tell a joke about newspapers, but it was old news.

I'm friends with a pilot because they always fly with a sense of humor.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have the dough to rise to the top.

I heard a joke about walls, but it didn't have any structure.

I'm friends with a chef because they always know the zest recipes.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't find the right mixing formula.

I heard a joke about bees, but it was quite hum-drum.

I tried to tell a joke about boats, but it didn't float.