I shared a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

I got a hen to count all her eggs. She's a real egghead.

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

I spread joy wherever I go. It's like butter.

I don't need a hairstylist, I'm a cut above the rest.

I'm friends with a dentist, our friendship is nothing to brush off.

I'm friends with a chef, our friendship is very tasteful.

I'm friends with a pilot, our friendship is sky-high.

I'm friends with a zookeeper, our friendship is wild.

I'm friends with a baker, she always measures up.

I'm friends with a tailor, our friendship fits perfectly.

I'm friends with a comedian, our friendship is a joke.

I'm friends with a baker, she makes a lot of dough.

I'm friends with a painter, our friendship is very colorful.

I'm friends with a carpenter, our friendship is built on solid ground.

I'm friends with a magician, our friendship is magical.

I'm friends with an architect, our friendship is well-structured.

I'm friends with a musician, our friendship is harmonious.

I'm friends with a teacher, our friendship is very enlightening.

I'm friends with a librarian, our friendship is well-read.

I'm currently taking a nap, some call it procrastination.