Why did the bicycle break up with the motorcycle? They were on different paths.

What did the hat say to the scarf? You really tie this outfit together.

Why did the math problem break up with the calculator? It felt like he was always being multiplied.

What did the camera say to the photo album? I see you like no one else does.

Why did the baker break up with the candlestick maker? They couldn't handle the heat of the relationship.

What did the pencil say to the eraser? You make my mistakes disappear.

Why did the chef break up with the spice rack? He couldn't handle the cayenne heat of the relationship.

What did the flower say to the grass? I really dig you.

Why did the smartphone break up with the smartwatch? It couldn't handle the constant notifications.

What did the train say to the tunnel? Quit running away from our relationship.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine...and made a raisinable attempt to move on.

What did the sidewalk say to the pothole? You really cramp my style.

Why did the man break up with his calendar girlfriend? He realized they had no future together.

What did the judge say to the snail? You've been slime and time again, now shell out!

Why did the tree ask the vine out on a date? He heard she was really clingy.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Stop waving, you're causing too many ripples.

Why did the rice cake break up with the potato chip? They couldn't find common ground.

What did the river say to the stream? Stop flowing, you're making me dizzy.

What did the grape say to the lemon? Stop being so sour!

What did the lamp say to its partner? You light up my life.

Why did the man break up with his dentist girlfriend? She was always giving him the cold shoulder.