What do you call two astronauts who are in love? A space romance.

Why did the woman break up with the architect? He was always building walls in their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the chef? He was always cooking up excuses.

What do you call two spiders who are in love and also very funny? Comedy web.

Why did the woman break up with the swimmer? He was always diving into new relationships.

What did the tree say to the bush? We make a great pair.

Why did the woman break up with the judge? He was too judgemental.

What do you call two butchers who are in love? A meaty match.

Why did the woman break up with the painter? He was always brushing off her feelings.

What did the thunder say to the lightning? You electrify me!

What did the blanket say to the bed? You've got me covered.

Why did the woman break up with the locksmith? He couldn't unlock her heart.

Why did the woman break up with the man who owned a bakery? He was always kneading more space.

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? He was always seeding other plants.

What do you call two birds in love who are also magicians? Magic lovebirds.

Why did the woman break up with the farmer? He was always milking their problems.

What do you call two coffee cups in love? A perfect blend.

Why did the woman break up with the comedian? He was always joking around.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He was always flossing over their issues.

Why did the woman break up with the musician? He was always flat.

What do you call two planets who are in a relationship? A celestial couple.