Why did the woman break up with her dentist boyfriend? Because he was always flossing around.

Why did the couple go to the seafood restaurant? Because they heard it was reel-y good.

Why did the man bring a boomerang on his date? In case things didn't go as planned.

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? Because she felt like she was being taken for granite.

My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

Why did the couple go to therapy? Because one of them was acting irrational—like pi.