Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Boo who? Aw, don't cry, I'm just a joke!
Fig who? Figure it out, I'm waiting!
Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo-boo.
Boo-boo who? Don't cry, it's just me trying to scare you!
Hatch who? Bless you, you sneezed!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos.
Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to tell jokes!
Olive who? Olive your jokes!
Police who? Police let me in, it's chilly out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the bags!
Cow says who? Cow says who? Oh, you must be an owl!
Cash who? Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Olive who? Olive your jokes are so funny!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says make up your mind, are you going to let me in or not?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Echo. Echo who? Echo you so much, can I come in?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who? Boo-boo why you crying? It's just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Bat. Bat who? Bat's how I knock!