Why do programmers prefer Linux over Windows? They can't stand a GUI.

Why was the virus a good computer programmer? It had a lot of bugs.

What did one database say to the other database? Hey, do you SQL often?

Why couldn't the function find its scale? It lost track of the minors and majors.

Why didn't the programmer get a girlfriend? He didn't know how to console her.

Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a bad root directory.

What do you call a group of musical SQL databases? A boy band.

What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when I subnet.

People who don't understand bitwise operators are ... just not my type.

What do you call a group of musical SQL databases? A symphony!

Why did the programmer bring a pencil to the interview? In case there was a syntax error!

Why was the JavaScript function arrested? It had a callback!

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They use so many loops!

Why did the computer keep its house so clean? It had a dustpan!

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque!

I tried to come up with a joke about UDP, but no one would get it.

I asked the shopkeeper if he had anything to cure my headache. He gave me a LEGO block. I'm still puzzled.

When do computers get hungry? When they run out of bytes.

I told my computer I needed a break and it said, ‘Ok, I'll go make some coffee.’

Why don’t programmers like hiking? It takes them too long to unwind.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a NullReferenceException.