Why did the programmer wear glasses to work? To improve his typo vision.

Why do physicists love math jokes? They find them positively electrifying.

What do you get when you cross a scientist and a philosopher? A person who knows the answer, but not the question.

What did the spider's website look like? It had a lot of bugs.

Why do physicists enjoy hot air balloons? Because they can lift their spirits.

I asked the IT guy to help me with my computer. He said he'd need a byte.

Why do programmers prefer cats? They have purr-fect syntax.

What did the computer say to the software? You complete me.

Why do Java developers wear glass? Because they can't C#.

I asked my computer out on a date, but it had too many windows open.

Why did the computer go to school? It wanted to be a better byte.

My computer and I share a love of cursors.

Why was the robot tired when it got home? It had a hard drive.

I'd tell you a joke about TCP, but I know you wouldn't get it.

Why did JavaScript stay home from the party? It had a null value.

Why do programmers not care for the outdoors? Too many bugs!

I told a joke in binary, but it got lost in translation.

Why did the computer have a headache? It had a byte lodged in its memory.

Why was the math book terrorist group? It had too many problems.

Why couldn't the computer take a break? It was stuck in a loop.

I told my computer to play music and it just started spinning 'round.