Why did the JavaScript break up with the HTML? It just didn't add up.

Why did the IT guy bring a ladder to work? He heard the system was down.

What do you call a computer superhero group? The Justice Leagu-byte.

Why do programmers prefer dark alleys? Less debugging.

Why do C++ programmers prefer C# jokes? Because they don't C++ their feelings.

What does a Japanese software engineer say when he wakes up in the morning? Ohayo-Go-compiler.

How do you check if a computer is a boy or a girl? You open the case to see if it has hardware or software.

Why are assembly programmers always soaking wet? They get caught in a never-ending loop.

Why did the smartphone wear glasses? It lost all contacts.

Why do nerds always get good grades in school? Because they don't byte off more than they can chew.

Why did the programmer broke the bank? He tried to withdraw too much memory.

Did you hear about the computer that got struck by lightning? It had a bad case of static electricity.

Why did the software break up with the hardware? It just didn't have enough space.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? It's a bit nutty.

What does a computer do in its free time? It surfs the internet.

What do you call a group of musical witches? A hexachord!

How do you fix a broken website? With some JavaScript glue!

Why did the math book drive to the beach? It wanted to work on its tan!

How do you know a computer is always cold? It can't stop freezing!

Why was the math equation so sad? It had too many problems!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many attachments!