Why did the scarecrow never fulfill his dream of becoming a pilot? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What is the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of your nose!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

What has two hands but can't clap? A clock.

What kind of room can you not enter? A mushroom.

I have a heart that doesn't beat. What am I? An artichoke.

I speak with a mouth, but I can't hear. What am I? A phone.

I have a mouth but cannot speak. I have a bed but never sleep. What am I? A river.

I am not alive, but I can die. I am not a plant, but I can grow. What am I? A battery.

I am full of keys but can't open any locks. What am I? A piano.

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I? A dentist.

What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in? A waterbed.

Why was the nose always in trouble? It was always in other people's business.

Why was the archaeologist always calm? His career was in ruins.

What never asks questions but always gets answers? A telephone.

What has keys but can't open locks? A dictionary.

Why was the math teacher always happy? She found joy in division.

Why did the scarecrow become a popular DJ? Because he always knew how to drop a beet.

What has four legs but doesn't walk? A table.

Why was the belt the smartest clothing item? It was always holding up pants.

Why did the bubblegum go to school? It wanted to be a smartie.