Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book look so fat? Because of all its problems.
What is a tree with no trunk? A palm reader!
What has keys but can't unlock doors? A music concert!
What has two legs but can't walk? A pair of pants!
Why did the scarecrow go to college? To earn a little straw-dough!
Why was the dictionary so unhappy? It couldn't find the meaning of happiness!
What breaks when you say its name? Silence!
What has wings but can't fly? A plane!
What has to be measured before it can be broken? A temperature!
Why was the math book sad late at night? It had too many problems to solve.
What has many keys but can't open doors? A music box.
Why was Cinderella so bad at football? Because she kept running away from the ball.
What has an eye but cannot see? A needle and a haystack.
What has 88 keys but doesn't open doors? A piano.
Why was the math book sad at Halloween? It couldn't find any square roots.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? Because he was always flat.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful DJ? He always kept the crows dancing.
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of trousers.
Why do fish never make good lawyers? They are always too shellfish.
What has a heart that never stops beating? A clock.
Why was the scarecrow outstanding in his field? Because he worked hard.