Why did the cup of coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

What can travel around the world without leaving its corner? A stamp.

Why was the math teacher always worried? She had too many problems.

What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.

Why did the math problem go to school on Saturday? It needed extra credit.

Why did the math book take revenge? It had too many problems.

Why was the math book so bad at sports? It was always calculating.

What did the spreadsheet say to the calculator? You can count on me!

What did the clock do at the dance party? It went back four seconds!

Why did the lawnmower go to therapy? It was stuck in a repetitive cycle.

Why did the polygon go to the party? He heard it had a lot of angles.

Why did the triangle go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a right angle.

Why did the hypotenuse go to the party by itself? To be the life of the triangle.

What is the smartest kind of bees? A spelling bee.

What has keys but can't unlock doors? A music key.

Why did the tomato get flushed? It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the shampoo go to the therapist? It had too many issues.

Why did the math book complain? It had too many problems.

What has keys but can't unlock anything? A baby's rattle.

Why was the calendar always avoiding people? It had too many days.

Why did the math book snap at the student? It couldn't hold its fractions.