Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What can be cracked, made, told, yet never played? A joke.
What do you call a snowman wearing sunglasses? A puddle.
Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a spacebar issue.
What has to be measured before it can be undone? Time.
Why did the leopard get lost in the jungle? He couldn't find his spots!
Why couldn't the tomato sleep? Because it had too many problems to ketchup on!
Why did the statue want to join the army? It wanted to be part of a marble-ous force!
Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!
What has to be put on a table before you can put something in it? A tablecloth.
Why wasn't the math textbook happy? It had too many problems.
What often falls but never gets hurt? The rain.
What is full of holes but can still hold water? A tea bag.
What has buttons but can't be pressed? A remote control.
What has a heart that doesn't beat and can be broken but never held? A glass.
What can be cracked, made, kept, and broken? A promise.
What has keys but can't open locks, and values but no money? A computer program.
What has a neck but no head, and a crown but no royal blood? A bottle.
What can be cracked but is never eaten? A joke.
What demands an answer but asks no question? A telephone.
What has a neck but no head, and a body but no arms? A bottle.
What has a tongue, cannot taste, and gets hungrier as it gets smaller? A shoe.