Why did the bubblegum go to school? It wanted to be a smartie.

Why did the music lover go to jail? He got caught downloading tunes.

Why was the math book happy? It had all the right solutions.

Why was the traffic light embarrassed? It always turned red.

Why did the man get thrown out of the coffee shop? Because he kept giving the barista a latte attitude.

Why did the scapegoat win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the carrot turn orange? Because it saw the blender.

Why did the scapegoat become a successful therapist? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scapegoat win an Olympic medal? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the math book overdose? It had too many problems.

Why did the river stop flowing? It was streamed out.

Why did the math teacher break up with the graph paper? He felt they had no common interests.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A royal tuna.

Why did the golfer need an extra pair of pants? He got a hole in one.

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparent.

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

Why did the belt get locked up? It held up a pair of thieves.

Why did the clock get pulled over? It took too much time.

What fruit is always sad? A blueberry.

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What do you call a pencil that can write on its own? A pen.