Why were the math problems unhappy? They had too many 'issues'.

Why did the math book look happy? Because it found its solution!

What has a golden heart but no gold inside? A pineapple.

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it. What is it? A splinter.

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Dead silence.

Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I? Fire.

I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I? A coin.

I am a word that begins with two letters. I am one word, but I am not a compound word. What am I? An envelope.

Why do fish never play piano? You can't tune a fish.

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? The potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Why did the belt get promoted? It held up pants.

Why was the math book good at sports? It was great at problem-solving.

Why did the math book always carry a ladder? In case it needed to solve for ‘Y’.

Why was the math book always alone? It couldn't find its x.

What has a heart but no love? A television.

Why was the belt arrested for the third time? It held up a pair of pants during a crime scene.

What has one eye but can't see? A peephole.

Why was the music teacher always on a diet? They had perfect pitch.

Why did the math book never get cold? It had too many problems to work through.

What has hands but doesn't clap? A glove.

Why did the math book hate the dictionary? It always had the final word.