Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Which month has 28 days? All of them.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.
What school supply is always tired? A knapsack.
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it.
What kind of band plays snappy Christmas music? A rap group.
What is a cat's favorite button on the computer keyboard? The 'paws' button.
Why did the grammar teacher go to the doctor? She had a case of the sniffles.
What has to be fully assembled before it starts working? A jigsaw puzzle!
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A music keyboard!
Why was the broom late? Because it swept in!
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!
I have a face and two hands but no arms or legs. What am I? A clock.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive? A glove.
I am full of holes but I can hold water. What am I? A sponge.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he stood out in the field!
Why did the ghost go to the disco? To find the boogie man!
Why was the baseball player a poor sport? Because he stole third base!
Why was the password so insecure? It wasn't strong enough.
Why is the sun so bad at school? It never gets enough light.
Why did the man put his money in the oven? He wanted hot dough!
Why did the math teacher break up with the physics teacher? There was no chemistry.