Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? A chalkboard.
What do you call a pile of cats on top of a mountain? A meowtain.
Why was the belt caught lying? It was holding up the pants.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Allegations of fowl play.
Why did the broken pencil go to therapy? It needed to get the point back in its life.
What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.
Why did the car sit on the hill? It wanted to be a coupe.
Why was the fence sad? It felt left out.
Why did the traffic signal turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Why is the sun so bad at dating? It's always too bright.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Eleven - t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.
Why was the pencil sharpener tired? It had too many points to make.
Why was the gym upset? It lost its weights.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did the teacher write on the window? He wanted the lesson to be clear.
Why is the football field hot after the game? All the fans left.
Why was the belt arrested? They said it held up a pair of pants.
Why did the student sit on the clock during the test? He wanted to pass the time.
What kind of button can you never undo? A belly button.
Why was the calculator bad at math? It could only count on its hands.
What has many keys but can't open one lock? A piano.