Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a heart that beats but is not alive? A robot.
I'm a word that's spelled incorrectly in every dictionary. What am I? Incorrectly.
What can be filled with holes but still hold water? A sponge.
What can you find at the end of a rainbow? The letter W!
Why wasn't the skeleton scared of the graveyard? He knew he didn't have the guts to run away.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? He heard the cornfield needed a high stalk.
Why couldn't the clock join the basketball team? It always ticked out before the game.
Why did the scarecrow go into politics? He was outstanding in his field.
What type of music do balloons hate? Pop.
Why was the geometry book always worried? It heard Circles are pointless.
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why did the math teacher break up with the pencil? They weren't write for each other.
Why did the photo go to prison? Because it was framed.
What has some keys but can't open any locks? A computer keyboard.
Why did the student sit on the clock during the exam? He wanted to make sure he passed the time.
What happens when you throw a red rock into the blue sea? It gets wet.
Why was the plant the best dancer? It had the best roots.
Why did the dentist take up gardening? He heard it was a root canal.
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
Why did the math book look worried? It saw its problems multiplying.