Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has one key but can unlock no doors? A banana.
Why did the scissors break up with the tape? It couldn't stick to one thing.
Why couldn't the leopard win at hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What starts with the letter 't', is full of 't', and finishes with 't'? A teapot.
What has one letter, but many more, too? A mailbox.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? That's something between you and me.
Why did the hot dog turn down a promotion? It couldn't ketchup.
What time was it when the monster ate the prime minister? Eight.
Why did the pencil cross the road? To get to the other point.
What did one plate say to the other plate? You look sharp.
What did the tomato say to the salad? Lettuce meet up.
What do you give a sick bird of prey? Tweetment.
Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because she heard the class was on a higher level.
Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meatball.
Why didn't the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Don't worry, tomorrow will be better.
Why was the math book so good at solving problems? It always knew the solution.
What has many ears but can't hear anything? A cornfield.
Why was the geometry book sad? Because it felt pointless.
Why do mathematicians get tired of shopping? Too many problems with multiplications.
What has to be broken before it can be used? A glow stick.