Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the calculator banned from school? It multiplied the problems.
Why did the bicycle refuse to go outside? It was two-tired.
Why did the geology book break up with the geography book? It wanted some space.
Why did the geography teacher move south? To get to the bottom of things.
What has trees but no branches? A street.
Why was the math book so excited? It finally found its X.
Why was the archaeologist always upset? His life was in ruins.
What has a face but no frown? A clock.
Why couldn't the math book make a call? It had too many problems.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It's not a problem, since you can't lift an elephant at all.
Why did the map blush? Because it saw the continents.
Why was the belt so successful? It had a good support system.
Why did the geometry class blush? Because it saw a perfect angle.
Why did the math book never date anyone? It was above average.
What has a horn but does not beep? A rhinoceros.
Why did the belt arrest the pants? For being a waist of space.
What has a tail and never talks? A comet.
What has one head and one foot? A bed.
Why is a river rich? Because it has banks.
What has ears but cannot hear a sound? A cornfield.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A piano keyboard.