Why was the belt put in jail? It held up a pair of trousers.

What has one eye but can't see? A potato.

Why was the math book always nervous? It never knew the solution.

Why did the traffic light turn red? It was embarrassed to show its true colors.

Why did the belt get locked up? It couldn't hold up its pants anymore.

What has keys but doesn't unlock anything? A musical keyboard.

What stays where it is when it goes off? A light switch.

Why did the tie go to the party? It heard the dress code was formal.

Why was the math book feeling shy? It couldn't solve its own problems.

What is full of holes but can still hold water? A cloud.

What has keys but can't open locks, and can sometimes sound loud or soft? A piano keyboard.

What did one lightbulb say to the other? I'll be on the bright side.

Why did the compass break up with the map? It needed direction.

What did one plate say to another? Dinner is on me.

Why couldn't the math book maintain a relationship? It only dealt with problems.

What has an eye but cannot see? An onion.

Why did the calendar go to school? It wanted to learn how to become dates.

Why did the radio break up with the television? It couldn't see things from its perspective.

Why did the math book win an award? It had all the right answers.

Why did the math book commit a crime? It proved too many theorems.

Why did the wall get in trouble? It was cracking too many jokes.