I told a joke about shoes, but it didn't have much sole.

I told a joke about electricity, but it didn't have much spark.

I told a joke about construction, but it was too concrete.

I'm friends with a rapper. We have a lot of bars.

I told a joke about headphones, but it didn't have much impact.

I'm reading a book on space. It's out of this world.

I would make a pun about books, but it's over your head.

I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

I used to play piano but I couldn't handle the pressure.

I told my wife she should go swimming for some relaxation. She's really making waves.

I used to be a baker, but my biscuit was always a little flaky.

I told my wife she should go biking for some fresh air. She's really on a roll.

I used to be a baker, but my cupcake was always a little frosted.

I told my wife she should go hiking for some adventure. She's really reaching new heights.

I hate having to learn algebra. It's just so unlikeable.

I told my computer I needed a break, but it wouldn't Ctrl.

I hear the world's fattest man is on a seafood diet. He sees food and he eats it.

I told my wife she should do more push-ups. One day, she'll move mountains.

I used to be a baker, but my bread was always a little doughy.

I told my wife she should do sit-ups to strengthen her core. She just laughed on the inside.

I used to be a baker, but my baguettes were always a little flat.