Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a bear that loves to dance in the rain? Groovy bear
What do you call a rabbit wearing a kilt? Hopscotch
Why did the bear join the cooking class? It wanted to learn how to make bear-y pies
What do you call a grumpy cow? Moooddy
Why did the rabbit go to the barber? It heard it was a hopping place!
What's a seal's favorite school subject? Art-seal-ry!
How do you know when a dog is mad? It growls at you with a fish in its mouth!
Why did the hedgehog collect stamps? It wanted to send snail mail!
How do you talk to a giant squirrel? Use big acorns!
What did the frog order at the diner? French flies!
How do you catch a squirrel on a skateboard? Jump on the wheel and ride!
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duck? Its meow sounds like a quack!
Why did the fox bring a map to the forest? It wanted to find its way back to the den!
What did the owl say to the cat? You're purrfectly wise!
Why did the kangaroo stop gambling? It was tired of the hopless odds!
What do you call a bear that's a rockstar? A grizzly jammer!
What do you call a chipmunk that's good at math? Algebraic!
Why was the mouse around the clock? It wanted to kill some time!
What do you call a fish playing piano? A piano tuna!
Why did the turtle break up with the snail? It just couldn't keep up!
Why did the squirrel use a calculator? To multiply its nuts!