Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!
Why did the pony need to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!
What kind of music do rabbits like? Hip hop!
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Cod!
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
How do you make a cat happy? Give it a purr-fect present!
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Why did the sheep get a haircut? For a new ewe!
Why don't birds use cell phones? They prefer tweet-er!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.