Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change its jockeys!

What do you call a bear that is stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!

What's a rabbit's favorite dance style? Hip-hop!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that talks your ear off!

Why did the squirrel bring a hammer to bed? To nail the blankets down!

What's a frog's favorite game? Croak-et!

How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose!

What do you call a bear that's lost in the desert? Bear-y! (Like a pun on 'bury')

What do you call a pile of cats at a concert? The meow-tain stage!

What did one owl say to the other owl on Halloween? Happy Owl-oween!

Why was the raccoon bad at math? His eyes couldn't 'subtract' from his mask!

Why did the koala go to the doctor? Because it had a eucalyptus infection!

What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

Why was the giraffe so slow to apologize? It took him a long time to swallow his pride!

What do you call a bear that's asleep? A napkin!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you!