How does a bird learn to fly? With wing-struction!

How do you catch a squirrel on a high tree? Act like a nut and go out on a limb!

Why did the bear become a chef? He heard he could make a mean honey-glazed salmon!

What do you call a horse that plays guitar? A rocksteady filly!

Why did the squirrel pass on dessert? He was already nuts!

Why did the cow become an astronaut? She wanted to see the mooooon!

How do you know when a cat is agitated? It gets catty!

What do you call a deer who can sew? A needle-deer!

Why did the duck go to the psychiatrist? He had quack-ups!

How do you catch a fish that's playing hide and seek? Drop a line and lure it in!

Why did the turtle become a comedian? He wanted to come out of his shell!

What do you call a cat that can read music? A felineharmonic!

Why did the giraffe break up with the zebra? They were just not in the same stripe!

Why did the chicken join a marathon? To prove she wasn't a total chicken!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a ghost? Moostly scared!

How do you throw a party for a bunch of pigs? With a real sausage fest!

Why did the bee get kicked out of the hive? He started too much buzz!

What do you call a bear that goes to church? A pray-bear!

Why did the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry!

Why did the sheep go to the drive-in movie theater? He wanted to see The Woolverine!

Why couldn't the bee pay its rent? It had too many bee-hind!