Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a nervous pig? A ham-burger!
How do you know if a fish is smart? It can out-swim the competition!
Why don't elephants use smartphones? They can't fit their trunks in the charging port!
What do you call a bear that gets a promotion? A brown-noser!
Why did the monkey like the banana's jokes? Because they were a-peeling!
What do you call a bear that loves to sleep in? A snooze bear!
How do you catch a squirrel on a skateboard? Skr-r-r-r!
Why did the duck join the soccer team? To score some quack goals!
Why did the sloth drive in the carpool lane? He heard it was the slow lane!
How does a hen leave her house? Through the eggs-it.
Why did the sheep go on a diet? To stop baa-d eating habits!
How do you know if a cat is agitated? It's feline a bit catty!
Why don't elephants use smartphones? They're always afraid of breaking the tusks!
Why did the cow become a magician? It wanted to make the dairy disappear!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no legs? A gummy dead bear!
Why was the horse so happy? Because he was in his neigh-borhood!
Why don't birds use computers? They don't like perching on Windows!
How does a camel hide in the desert? By blending in with the sand dunes!
Why did the llama go to the spa? To get a little alpaca treatment!
Why was the bee's hair always greasy? Because it used a honeycomb!
How do you know if a vampire bat likes you? If it's a real neck-sucker!