Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
How do dogs pay for things? With barknotes.
Why was the bird upset? Because it was feeling tweetment.
Why did the lion win the race? Because he was the mane attraction.
Why did the anteater get into a fight with a bee? He was trying to be a honey extractor!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no legs? A gummy bear on vacation!
Why did the cat have a sore throat? It ate a scratchy toupee!
What do you get when you cross a lizard with a computer? A cold-blooded hacker!
Why don't gardeners ever keep secrets? They like to spill the plants!
What do you call a bear with no teeth, no legs, and no body? A gummy head!
Why did the llama go to the board meeting? It had some important alpaca points!
If pigs could fly, how far could they travel? The tuskany!
Why did the gorilla see the therapist? Because he was feeling so un-gorilla!
What do you call a camel that likes to tell jokes? A pun-dit!
What do you call a sheep with no money? A baaaaa-gger!
Why did the raccoon bring a ladder to the photo shoot? It wanted to be in the frame!
What do you call a llama with a lot of drama? A llama queen!
Why was the cat so good at baseball? It always caught the fly balls!
Why did the turtle live in a slow-motion loop? It liked to take things slow!
Why did the chicken steal the show? Because it had eggs-traordinary talent!
How did the dog make the computer laugh? It added some 'woof' to the code!
Why did the pig become a chef? It was always bacon things!