How does a rabbit keep its fur neat? By using a harebrush.

What do pickles and whales have in common? They both go dill-ightfully well with tuna.

Why did the duck get thrown out of the basketball game? He kept fouling out.

Why was the fish ashamed of itself? Because it couldn't scale up to expectations.

How do you talk to a tiger? Carefully, with a lot of roar-spect.

What do you call a lizard on a rock? A lounge lizard.

Why was the turtle always late? Because he was so shellfish with his time.

How does a dog stop a TV show? By paws-ing it.

What is a dog's favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni.

Why did the monkey like the banana soup? Because it was ap-peeling.

What do you call a bear that fishes? A grizzly catcher.

How does a mantis shrimp celebrate a win? With a heavy claw-stomp.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and a broken leg? Still no eye deer.

Why did the chicken join a yoga class? To learn how to lay in the coop-er position.

How does a duck pay for things? With its bill.

Why was the elephant always ready to party? Because he had a trunk full of fun.

How do you tell the gender of an ant? Throw it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

What do you call a group of musical birds? A tweet-er orchestra.

How does a penguin make pancakes? With blubber and syrup.

What do you call a turtle that's a magician? A shell-abrator.

How do you know if a fish is sarcastic? It rolls its eyes