Why did the sloth go to school? To pick up the slothematics

Why was the fish red? It saw a sea monster!

Why did the crab never share? Because it was shellfish 2.0

How does a dog stop a doorbell from ringing? It takes the bell off

Why do cats make terrible liars? They always give away their paws

Why did the skunk sit on the front porch? It wanted to smell the fresh air

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot 2.0

How do you know if a rabbit is a thief? It has sticky fingers

Why did the raccoon bring a ladder to the party? It heard it was a high-class event

Why did the cow go to the comedy club? To try stand-up grazing

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear 2.0

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? Hip Hop

Why did the monkey like the banana? It had a-peeling

What do you call a bear with a low IQ? A dumb-Bear

How do you know if a dog is married? It has a ruff life

Why did the turtle text slowly? It had a shellphone

What do you call a group of musical pigs? A squeal

Why don't octopuses like to play cards? They're all about tentacles

How do you organize a bug party? You ant-icipate

How does a koala get high? Eucalyptus leaves.

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park? It wanted to pack a picnic.